you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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