Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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