I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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