the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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