I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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