Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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