Say something about gay babies.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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