Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
