i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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