And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I would fuck him just for his dog
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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