it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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