so let's talk penis.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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