lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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