My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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