STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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