Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Less talking, more tequila
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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