I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
