see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My dick has a subreddit
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
please don't ironically join a cult
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