He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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