I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She even gives head with a lisp.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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