we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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