you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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