so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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