You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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