So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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