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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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