It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i've created a new STD.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
