I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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