there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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