Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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