Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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