im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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