So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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