I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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