We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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