i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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