She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize