It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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