id be glad to
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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