my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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