We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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