y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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