We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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