My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Mom said you looked used
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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