That's intense
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Four minutes until I can fart!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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