have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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