why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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