So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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