hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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