i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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