And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.