Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.