I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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