Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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