is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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