I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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