If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
