Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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